Thursday, December 27, 2007

Please do not forget your flu shot!!!!

Again, let me share this funny article which landed in my inbox this morning.


The First Half of this makes sense, but I like the second half better.



Eat right!


Make sure you get your daily dose of
fruits and veggies.



Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.



Get plenty of exercise because
exercise helps build your immune system.



Walk for at least an hour a day,


go for a swim,



take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.



Wash your hands often.
If you can't wash them,
keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.



Get lots of fresh air.
Open doors & windows whenever possible.



Try to eliminate as much stress
from your life as you can.


Get plenty of rest.

OR


Take the doctor's approach.
Think about it...
When you go for a shot, what do they do first?
They Clean your arm with alcohol...
Why?
Because Alcohol KILLS

GERMS.


So.......


I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)
I put lime in my Corona ...(fruit)
Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)
Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)
Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)
Then pass out. (rest)

The way I see it...


If you keep your alcohol levels up,
flu germs

can't get you!

My mother always said,
"A shot in the glass
is better than one in the ass!"

6 comments:

durano lawayan a.k.a. brad spit said...

Ahhh...hic.., hic..,jayschsee...hic, I'll kheeep thish in...hic..mind when I'm ssshobberr...hic..and if I don't fffhall out thisshh ... hic... whindhow...hic.. ohhkaay? Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.thud!

Happy New Year! --Durano, done!

fionski said...

Your alcohol suggestion is good. It kills 99.999% of germs. Sabayan mo na rin ng Safeguard just to be sure. Hehehe.
Happy New Year!

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b'ley said...

very enlightening. my friends also told me that "time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time."

kampai to a happy new year! :-)

ZenDenizen said...

Love it! Happy New Year!

jc smith said...

Just got back!

Thanks for the greetings, folks!

I love you all!

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