Friday, December 7, 2007

A BIT OF BIBLICAL HUMOR

I found this in my inbox this morning and I think its nice to share it with all of you. While I intended to write a balance of commentaries and good news, it seems that we have been seeing mostly, bad things. Here it is:

Never take life too seriously. No one gets out alive anyway.




IT DOESN'T HURT TO HAVE A LITTLE BIBLICAL HUMOR ONCE IN A WHILE....



Q. What kind of man was Boaz before he married Ruth?


A. Ruthless.




Q. What do they call pastors in Germany ?


A. German Shepherds.





Q. Who was the greatest financier in the Bible?


A. Noah He was floating his stock while everyone else was in liquidation.





Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible?


A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet.





Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?


A. Jehovah drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden in a Fury. David's Triumph was heard throughout the land. Also, probably a Honda, because the apostles were all in one Accord.





Q.. Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible?


A. Samson. He brought the house down.





Q. What excuse did Adam give to his children as to why he no longer lived in Eden ?


A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.




Q. Which servant of God was the most flagrant lawbreaker in the Bible?


A. Moses. He broke all 10 commandments at once.





Q. Which area of Palestine was especially wealthy?


A. The area around Jordan The banks were always overflowing.





Q. Who is the greatest babysitter mentioned in the Bible?


A. David. He rocked Goliath to a very deep sleep.






Q. Which Bible character had no parents?


A. Joshua, son of Nun.





Q. Why didn't they play cards on the Ark ?


A. Because Noah was standing on the deck. ( Groan...)





PS. Did you know it's a sin for a woman to make coffee?


Yup, it's in the Bible. It says . . "He-brews"





KEEP SMILING!!!! GOD LOVES YOU BUNCHES AND BUNCHES!!!!


Friends are God's way of taking care of us.



...Faith, Hope &Love -- but the greatest of these is LOVE.

Corinthians13: 13


6 comments:

MONACO said...

that's definitely funny. didn't know the Bible could make me laugh that hard. LOL.

Francesca said...

i love it, jc, haha. Even Michel knows his bible giggles!

lalo na yung, noah's stocks were floating while the others' were in liquidation, haha

durano lawayan a.k.a. brad spit said...

I think you missed one.

QUESTION:
Who was the biblical practitioner of genocide?

ANSWER:
Cain. He killed one fourth of the world's population.

jc smith said...

Durano, Boss!

I have not forgotten the tag! Will hopefully upload it today.

Cheers!

jc smith said...

Monaco,

Yep, it also made me laugh. I hope to find more so I can post it here.

jc smith said...

Hi Francesca, Thanks for the compliment. With comments like yours, I realize that the post wasn't a waste. Cheers!

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