The news that a woman wearing a micro mini was asked to disembark a plane for being too provocative reminded me of a Sunday service that I attended two weeks ago. I was on my knees with eyes closed. When I came to my senses, there is this long butt crack in my face. The young chick seated in front of me was wearing low cut denims and it revealed a couple of inches (or more) of her butt.
It being a church, I was tempted to ask, "Lord, is this a blessing or a temptation?" Hehehe!
A few years ago, a bishop once asked those getting married not to make a fashion trend out of wedding dresses that are too revealing. He had to remind people that priests are humans too. In such instances, instead of saying "Body of Christ", they are tempted to utter,
"Christ, What a body!!!!"
It being a church, I was tempted to ask, "Lord, is this a blessing or a temptation?" Hehehe!
A few years ago, a bishop once asked those getting married not to make a fashion trend out of wedding dresses that are too revealing. He had to remind people that priests are humans too. In such instances, instead of saying "Body of Christ", they are tempted to utter,
"Christ, What a body!!!!"
7 comments:
very funny and very true. when i got married, i took care of every gown's detail to make sure that there won't be any plunging necklines. i also told family and friends close to me to wear appropriate clothes because i don't want the priest getting mad at us during the wedding ceremony just because somebody wore a very revealing dress. :)
blessing or temptation? blessing.. temptation.. blessing.. temptation..
Hahahahaha....
I should go to church more often ! ;-)
Thanks for the comments, Sidney, Anonymous and Ibyang! It's funny, indeed but I wouldn't have minded if I didn't see her.
Being at work all week, it seems to me that I only get to see hot chicks inside the church. Makes me wonder if I end up being a better person or a worse creature after the mass. :)
Hi Intsik!
I like your posts, as well. Coming from the province myself, I've realized that the Pinoy Chinese in Manila finds the term intsik derogatory. This is in contrast to the Chinese in the province who refer to themselves as "Intsik".
See you around.
I'm not being prude but a church is really not the place for revealing clothes.
hehehe...
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