Remember the incident at the Vicente Sotto Memorial Hospital (2008). There's this drunk guy who picked and brought home a man for sex. He remembered insulting the Cebuano Deuce Bigalow for being "Not so big below" and fell asleep. In the Morning, he already had a canister in his rectum.
He had that "Thingie" removed in the hospital and went home. After a few days, he was surprised to see videos of the operation accented by laughing hospital employees that jampacked the operating room.
Just now, television news reports an Ombudsman report recommending 6 months of suspension for each hospital employee involved in the scandal. The victim, interviewed and shown behind dark glasses, was very discontented with the ruling.